Ninja Farts

Ninja Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484905849
Year 2013-02-13
Pages 66
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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Silent but deadly...just as a Fart Ninja should be! Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo... -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say: "Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it." "The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home." "I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them." Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.

Ninja Farts

Ninja Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 9781510724372
Year 2017-10-10
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
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Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

The Booger Book

The Booger Book Author J. B. O'neil
ISBN-10 1484983556
Year 2012-03-11
Pages 72
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

Fart Wars

Fart Wars Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484983696
Year 2013-03-12
Pages 68
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun! - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil OK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

The Fart Book

The Fart Book Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484926471
Year 2012-04-18
Pages 70
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent But Deadly" with your purchase of "The Fart Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Bestseller! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations. You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - Milo Snotrocket - as he demonstrates all 27 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these: The Scream The Sputter The Rotten Egg Cloud The Cough Cover-Up The Sonic Boom WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book"...because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day! Here's what kids of all ages are saying about this hilarious illustrated book for kids from 8-12: - "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." - "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" - "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Caveman Farts

Caveman Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484926226
Year 2013-02-26
Pages 60
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE bonus MP3 audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's "Caveman Farts - The Story of the First Stinky Farts" with your purchase of this book. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (over 20 minutes long...complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun -- Grab the book and get this bonus audiobook FREE while it's still available! From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. Milo Snotrocket's back...in time, that is! A class-time nap turns into a prehistoric party as Milo witnesses the world's first human fart, as delivered by the young caveboy Zug. When a nearby tribe starts making trouble for Zug and his people, it's up to the young boy and his butt-trumpet to save the day! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Santa Farts

Santa Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1494242168
Year 2013-11
Pages 56
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Get This Audiobook For FREE! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Santa Farts." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the #1 Bestselling Fart Book series: * "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" Lisa D. * "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. " Tom Foster * "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob Rodenparke HO Ho ho...MERRY FARTMAS! It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window...and then things go terribly, horribly wrong. We can't spill all the baked beans here, but you'll laugh as you discover: * How big old Santa really manages to squeeze down those tight chimneys * What lets Santa's reindeer fly through the air * How farts are used to power Santa's workshop * Mrs. Claus' favorite Christmas-eve dinner (make it with your family, if you dare!) * The true meaning of Christmas (hint: it's farts). This holiday spectacular contains 19 goofy illustrations and a blizzard of side-spitting fart jokes. You and your kids will laugh your stinky stockings off! So click the yellow button at the top of the page to start reading "Santa Farts" right now... ...and download a FREE audiobook as a special stocking stuffer. Enjoy!

The Fart Book

The Fart Book Author J B O'Neil
ISBN-10 1510724346
Year
Pages
Language en
Publisher
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Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler . . . or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart . . . you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations. Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself, Milo Snotrocket, as he demonstrates all twenty-seven different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage). The Fart Book, in all of its gaseous glory, illustrates countless fart types and appropriate-use scenarios, including these: -The Scream -The Sputter -The Rotten Egg Cloud -The Cough Cover-Up -The Sonic Boom

Fart Ball

Fart Ball Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1492220191
Year 2013-07-26
Pages 78
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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Milo is excited to join his school's football team except that he is too small. He finds out that it isn't the size of your body that matters, it's how much your farts stink!

Joey and Johnny the Ninjas Get Mooned

Joey and Johnny  the Ninjas  Get Mooned Author Kevin Serwacki
ISBN-10 9780062299345
Year 2015-03-31
Pages 320
Language en
Publisher Harper Collins
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Joey and Johnny, the Ninjas: Get Mooned is the first book in a clever, insanely funny, and highly entertaining illustrated series about two best friends and ninjas-in-training, perfect for fans of the Origami Yoda series. Joey and Johnny are best friends, but they could not be more different. Joey follows all the rules. Johnny doesn't know what rules are. Joey is strategic. Johnny leaves everything up to chance. Joey is serious. Johnny is . . . well, he carries a clown hammer and wears a dooly-bopper on his head. But there is something these two boys have in common: They are ninjas. And they're both students at Kick Foot Academy, the premier ninja school in Lemming Falls. But Kick Foot Academy's reputation is about to be put to the test. Their rivals at Red Moon Clan have mysteriously come into possession of state-of-the-art weapons—something that is totally not ninja. And now they have challenged Kick Foot Academy to a Test of Three, culminating in an epic Battle Royal. The outcome will determine which ninja school reigns supreme . . . and which shuts down forever.

The Amazing Fart Man

The Amazing Fart Man Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1492220310
Year 2013-06
Pages 68
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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BONUS - Includes FREE "Amazing Fart-Man" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "The Amazing Fart-Man!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." ~ Lisa D. "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" ~ Tom Foster "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparker From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Boy! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts! Get ready to choke on laughter and stinky gas attacks as the dynamic duo of Fart-Man and Stinky: * Patrol the neighborhood in the high-speed Fart-Mobile (it takes Super Premium gas only!) * Battle a gang of bullies, who assemble to form the mighty Bullytron! * Struggle against the nefarious Cheese Cutter...what is his evil scheme to conquer the world!? * Save a child falling from a 20 story building with two farts! * And much, much more.... Purchase "The Amazing Fart-Man" right now for your kids ...and get the "Fart Man" audiobook for FREE (start laughing right now!).

Children s Thinking

Children s Thinking Author David F. Bjorklund
ISBN-10 9781506334349
Year 2017-01-24
Pages 720
Language en
Publisher SAGE Publications
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The Sixth Edition of David F. Bjorklund and Kayla B. Causey’s topically organized Children’s Thinking presents a current, comprehensive, and dynamic examination of cognitive development. The book covers individual children and their developmental journeys while also following the general paths of overall cognitive development in children. This unique and effective approach gives readers a holistic view of children’s cognitive development, acknowledging that while no two children are exactly alike, they tend to follow similar developmental patterns. Supported by the latest research studies and data, the Sixth Edition provides valuable insights for readers to better understand and work with children.

Roger Away

Roger Away Author Jeremy Gerlis
ISBN-10 9780007458752
Year 2012-06-21
Pages 92
Language en
Publisher HarperCollins UK
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The third in the series of silent adventures of the trouserless man, whose cartoon antics abroad showcase the most fun you can have with your trousers off.

Nightmares The Lost Lullaby

Nightmares  The Lost Lullaby Author Jason Segel
ISBN-10 9780385384056
Year 2016-09-13
Pages 336
Language en
Publisher Delacorte Books for Young Readers
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The third book in the hilariously scary Nightmares! series by New York Times bestselling authors Jason Segel and Kirsten Miller is here! You thought the nightmares were over? You better keep the lights on! Charlie Laird has a very bad feeling. 1. There’s a NEW GIRL at school, and Charlie and his friends have DEFINITELY seen her before. 2. He’s been hearing strange noises after dark, which is NEVER a good sign. 3. The nightmares are back, and they’re WEIRDER THAN EVER. Not since he faced his fears has Charlie had so many bad dreams. Whenever he falls asleep, he finds himself in a Netherworld field, surrounded by a flock of CREEPY BLACK SHEEP. They're not counting sheep. They refuse to jump. In fact, they don't do much at all. EVEN EERIER, THOUGH, is that it’s not Charlie’s nightmare. Somehow he’s trapped in someone else’s bad dream. And he’s pretty sure the twins ICK and INK are responsible. Charlie and his friends thought they’d put the twins out of business, but it seems they didn’t quite finish the job. Now the WOOLLY NIGHTMARES are closing in, and INK has shown up at Cypress Creek Elementary! Charlie’s convinced that INK is up to NO GOOD. And if he’s right, it could be a very long time before anyone’s dreams are sweet again. Praise for the Nightmares! series: “Charlie Laird, who learns fear will eat you alive if you feed it, makes an impression, and . . . readers will want to accompany him again.” —The New York Times Book Review “A touching comical saga . . . about facing things that go bump in the night.” —US Weekly “Coraline meets Monsters, Inc. in this delightfully entertaining offering from actor [Jason] Segel and co-author [Kirsten] Miller.” —Publishers Weekly From the Hardcover edition.

Grandma Vs Zombies

Grandma Vs  Zombies Author J. B. O'neil
ISBN-10 1484983947
Year 2013-03-25
Pages 58
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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Includes FREE "Grandma vs. Zombies" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of this New #1 Bestseller: "Grandma vs. Zombies". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this hilarious audiobook (complete with super-hero sound effects!) while reading along & paging through 16 amazing comic book illustrations of zombie-slaying action & kick-butt weapons. That's twice the fun! Here's what readers are saying about this FUNNY new action book for kids 9 to 12: - "Ridiculously perfect for a 9-12 year old boy!...Oh, and awesome pictures to complete the experience!" - "J.B. O'Neil has scored another winner with Grandma Vs. Zombies! The illustrations are a - delight also. With the addition of the free audio book, listening to the audio while looking at the pictures was great fun." - "My grandchildren have several of JB Oneil's other books and they love them but this one had them rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically." -Meet "The Family Avengers"- Hold onto your dentures...When a hoard of hungry zombies attacks a peaceful little town, there's only one person that can stop them. It's not a mutant superhero, and it's not a musclebound action movie hero...It's Grandma Beezer! She's the oldest and greatest of The Family Avengers, a seemingly ordinary family out to save the world by any means necessary. Grandma Beezer has everything she needs right in her handbag to slay the zombies and get home in time for tea, like: -Her trusty old-lady cane...with an unbreakable titanium core! -Her knitting needles...perfect for sweaters and for zombies! Find out why! -Her signature cookie-firing gatling gun, the "Cookie Carnage 9000" Find out how she'll save the town in this action-packed new book from bestselling author J.B. O'Neil!